Wednesday, September 28, 2011

"I Am The Table"

See here for an upsetting view of material objects, like tables, that we have neglected to discuss. If you dare.


  1. I haven't been this upset by a view since I was introduced to the epistemic asskicker argument.

  2. Are you upset because the view endorses suicide and hate-worship, or are you upset because you actually bothered to listen to the presumably awful song instead of just reading the definitely awful lyrics? Nihilist or not, I think it's terrible that anyone would believe sound waves have magnetic properties. There's nothing magnetic about sound waves.

  3. From recording forums to philosophy blogs, the pervasiveness of this collaboration touches every corner of the internet. Feel fortunate to have not heard their "rendition" of White Light/White Heat; Sterling Morrison is surely rolling in his grave.